A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Animal

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Hi Adam,

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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