- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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