What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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A hayride would be fun.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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