Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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