God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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9/11

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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your mom

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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