- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

What's bad for your teeth? A brick

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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