Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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