- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

You're on fire.

Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

whats black. an african american person

Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

you.

"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??