How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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The NBA lockout

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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