Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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