What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Jesus wept.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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