Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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I'm funny.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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