What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Hi Adam,

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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