What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Hi Adam,

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Asian NASCAR.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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clamidia

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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