- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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