Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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minorities

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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