Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Animal

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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