Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Libraries.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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