Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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hi im paul!

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Netball.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Anti Joke

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