what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

What do you call your mother? Mom.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

I like turtoes.

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

Anti Joke

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