why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Poop.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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A black man without problems.

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9/11

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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what color is blue? green

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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