A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

Hi Adam,

This is a joke for Homeless people:

Libraries.

MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

hi im paul!

why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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