Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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