Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Womens Basketball.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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2+2= 478

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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