What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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i like pie

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Anti Joke

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