- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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