- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what happens when you wake up inception

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

So a baby seal walks into a club.

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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