- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

knock knock. no one's home..

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

Womens rights

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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