What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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