What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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