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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

A black man without problems.

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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You're on fire.

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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