What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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theres a fat guy

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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