- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

Your mom.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

Penis.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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