whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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