- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

A black guy gets arrested...

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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