A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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