Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

A black guy gets arrested...

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

What do you call your mother? Mom.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Where to, sir? Forward.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

Laura Pratz..

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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