How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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Hi my name is Bob

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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France never surrender.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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I can't see my forehead

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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