Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Netball.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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