Women's Rights

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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women's rights

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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I Love Hitler.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Women's Rights...

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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