Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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French people.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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The Bible

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Women's Rights...

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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women's rights

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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