A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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My life

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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