A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Hair

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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