What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Women's Rights...

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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