- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

This site is hilarious oh wait...

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

Magic Johnson has AIDS

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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