Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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My life

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Female Athletics

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Womens Sports

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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France never surrender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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