What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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NEVER

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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