What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

A man walks into a bar.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Women's Rights

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

I got shot, you laughed

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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