The Bible

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Popsicles

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Ben is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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