- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

women's rights

French people.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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