a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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666

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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