- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

I got shot, you laughed

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

A horse walked into a barn...

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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