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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

Ben is gay

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

BIG PENIS

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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