Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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