Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Popsicles

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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