Where to, sir? Forward.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Laura Pratz..

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

thumb_up thumb_down -95

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

thumb_up thumb_down +92

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

thumb_up thumb_down +30

to see a bad joke look above

thumb_up thumb_down +28

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops