Women's rights.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Oh...okay, good.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Women's Rights

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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