- Anti Joke

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

I love you.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.