A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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