- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

The Mets win the World Series

Rick Perry.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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