While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Goat balls.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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