Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

Where did John go? Refrigerator

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

Women's rights.

a black guy with rights in 1924

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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