I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Anti Joke

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