What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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French people.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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I love you.

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The Bible

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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P0P T4Rt

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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