Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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black

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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P0P T4Rt

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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