- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Where to, sir? Forward.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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