So this blonde walks into a library.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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George W. Bush

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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