how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Women's rights.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Women's Rights...

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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