What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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French people.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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I like your hair

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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George W. Bush

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A scottish man having fun

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Rick Perry.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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The Mets win the World Series

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Anti Joke

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