Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Women's Rights

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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