-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Chuck Norris died.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Female Athletics

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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