There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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I like your hair

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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