why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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mitt romney

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wanna hear a joke? no

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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