why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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I like your hair

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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A scottish man having fun

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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The Mets win the World Series

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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