- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

what color is blue? green

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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