Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Chuck Norris died.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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