All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Goat balls.

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Magic Johnson has AIDS

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Knock Knock Come in!

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Women rights..

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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