Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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