What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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