Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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I like your hair

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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A joke

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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