yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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ekoj

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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hi my name is? joe

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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chuck norris

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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