What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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