What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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