- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

So a baby seal walks into a club.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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