you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Military intelligence.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

What what In the butt

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

What's big? Jupiter.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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