what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Dallas Cowboys

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Women's rights

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Global Warming.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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I like jokes.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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