Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

What's big? Jupiter.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

live babies

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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