Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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A dad is very proud of his son for just having graduated preschool. he tells him son, ill get you anything you want. he says i want a pink pingpong ball. the dad is confused but he does it anyway. the next year, he graduates kindergarten. the dad asks the same question. the son this time says i want 10 pink pingpong balls. so the dad, very confused, does it. 5 years later, he graduates elementary school. this time he says 100 pink pingpong balls. high school the dad says cmon your going to college ANYTHING! A CAR? A HOUSE? no i want 1,000 pink pingpong balls. the kid then goes to college and 4 years later and majors in african relief. the dad is very proud but he says. lemme guess? 10,000 pink ping pong balls? YEP. the kid goes to africa to help out because he's a good person. he then meets his wife helping out there also. they get married and the dad flies out to africa to see the wedding. he then knows that he needs 100,000 pink pingpong balls shipped in. the dad goes back to the US and 9 months later finds out that he is a grandfather. he ships 1,000,000 pink ping pong balls into africa. a few years later he finds out that his son contracted a rare african disease and is going to die very soon. now the father is deeply in debt from all the ping pong balls, so his community helps him raise money to go to africa. he meets his son on his death bed. and they talk for a long time. the dad finally says. yknow son i really need to ask you, why did you ask for all those ping pong balls? the son says: "Well dad, I--" and then he dies

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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womens rights

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Women's rights.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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