What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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what's black? a lot of things.

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son, you're adopted.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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