Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

What's big? Jupiter.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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