What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Hitler

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ASSCHEEKS

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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