- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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