Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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