How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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A man walks into a bar.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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your fat

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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