- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

I Love Hitler.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

The mets are 3-0 this season

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Religion

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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