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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Jews for Jesus

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Nickelback

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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