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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Jews for Jesus

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Come in.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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