Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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the cow goes moo

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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