Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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