Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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P0P T4Rt

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Women's rights.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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