Wana hear something dirty? Mud

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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