- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Knock Knock Come in!

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Women rights..

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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