My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Womens rights.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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