What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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A man walks into a bar.

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I like your hair

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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A joke

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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I Love Hitler.

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Anti Joke

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