LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Kenny G

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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