What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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I got shot, you laughed

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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who just made fun of katie matt

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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noodles

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Anti Joke

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