All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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I can't see my forehead

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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A black man killed someone

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Oh...okay, good.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Women rights..

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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