What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Chuck Norris died.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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