I can't see my forehead

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Your mom.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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knock knock you may come in

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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