Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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