Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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mitt romney

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Anti Joke

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