Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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The Bible

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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